Thursday, 29 August 2013

6 Outrageous Outfits


Camo Illegal Entry Dress Tent

We’ve seen a lot of weird products, but this one is waaay up their on our list.  Despite being camouflage, this dress will definitely get you noticed. No, this isn’t your traditional tent dress. The Camouflage Dress Tent is more functional as an actual tent than a dress. Although we imagine anyone who tries to enter will get a swift kick to the face… depending on how mobile the wearer actually is under there.

Yarn Ball Sweater

This looks more like something the cat dragged in (or coughed up) than a cashmere sweater. On the bright side it would match a lot of different outfits seeing as it contains almost every color possible, but at the end of the day you’d still be wearing one of the ugliest sweaters ever made. Also, we imagine you’d attract a lot of kittens.

Bird Cage Dress

Wow, looks like one flew over the cuckoo’s nest when designing this crazy get up. The cage skirt would almost pass for a statement about women’s fashion in the past and those ridiculous bird cage dress frames… but then what does the nest on her head say? It says your nuts for wearing this, that’s what it says.

Umbrella Skirt

Come on? Is this really from a fashion show or a crazy costume contest? We’re all for weird products but this bizarre upside down umbrella ensemble looks more like something my mom sewed for a middle school costume contest than the latest trend in high fashion. Imagine if you actually wore this while it was raining you’d be stuck in the middle of a pool of water.

Condom Dress

From a distance this might look like a pretty flowery dress you’d wear out on a nice summer day, but upon further inspection you realize it’s not exactly safe for work. The dress features thousands of condoms with a variety of different colors. And don’t worry, the condom supply didn’t take any hits because these are all defective, so literally the only thing the condoms on this dress are good for is to remind you to bring one.

Duct Tape Prom Dress and Tux

These outfits would be pretty crazy to wear out to prom no matter what they’re made of… but the fact that they are made from 100% duct tape really adds to the strangeness. These loud outfits were created to win a scholarship contest and feature many colors and layers of duct tape that make an entire natural wetlands scene

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